Fucktose Intolerant Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee - Casual Comfort for Everyday Wear

Ever met someone so full of nonsense it made your brain hurt? Say hello to the 'Fucktose Intolerant' t-shirt—the perfect way to declare your intolerance for ignorance, stupidity, and all the other flavors of BS the world loves to serve up. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a public service announcement for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes so hard they saw their own brain.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this unisex tee is as soft as it is savage. Whether you’re stuck in a meeting with that one coworker who thinks they’re a genius, scrolling through social media, or just trying to survive small talk at a party, this shirt has your back (and your front). The bold, witty design ensures everyone knows exactly where you stand on the stupidity spectrum.

Why suffer in silence when you can wear your disdain on your sleeve—literally? This shirt is for the skeptics, the realists, and the people who know that sometimes the only way to deal with idiots is to call them out (or at least let your shirt do the talking). Pair it with jeans, a strong drink, or your best “are you serious?” face—it’s versatile like that.

So go ahead, wear it to your next family dinner, your Zoom meeting, or your existential crisis. Because nothing says 'I’m done with your nonsense' quite like a sarcastic slogan and a soft tee.

Disclaimer: May cause side effects such as spontaneous applause, awkward silences, and the occasional offended Karen. Wear with pride (and maybe a sense of humor).

Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth finish
- Ribbed collar retains shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Made with ethically sourced cotton
- Medium fabric weight perfect for all seasons