Introducing the essential shirt for anyone who’s ever had one of those days—or just loves a little unhinged chaos. Your favorite character in peak “frazzled-but-fabulous” form, this shirt immortalizes the moment every anxiety-ridden vacationer can relate to: the desperate search for that one thing that will make everything okay (or at least tolerable).
Printed on premium cotton fabric that’s almost as comforting as a benzodiazepine, this tee is perfect for brunch, airport meltdowns, or passive-aggressively sipping a cocktail while side-eyeing the world. Pair it with oversized sunglasses and a questionable life decision for the full effect.
Wear it, embrace the madness, and if all else fails—just ask "has anyone seen my lorazepam?"
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - No side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar retains shape over time - Comfortable medium weight fabric suitable for all seasons - Ethically produced with 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
