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Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - "Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam?"

Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - "Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam?"

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Introducing the essential shirt for anyone who’s ever had one of those days—or just loves a little unhinged chaos. Your favorite character in peak “frazzled-but-fabulous” form, this shirt immortalizes the moment every anxiety-ridden vacationer can relate to: the desperate search for that one thing that will make everything okay (or at least tolerable).

Printed on premium cotton fabric that’s almost as comforting as a benzodiazepine, this tee is perfect for brunch, airport meltdowns, or passive-aggressively sipping a cocktail while side-eyeing the world. Pair it with oversized sunglasses and a questionable life decision for the full effect.

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- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- No side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape over time
- Comfortable medium weight fabric suitable for all seasons


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