Introducing the essential tank for anyone who’s ever had one of those days—or just loves a little unhinged chaos. Your favorite character in peak “frazzled-but-fabulous” form, this shirt immortalizes the moment every anxiety-ridden vacationer can relate to: the desperate search for that one thing that will make everything okay (or at least tolerable).
Printed on premium cotton fabric that’s almost as comforting as a benzodiazepine, this tee is perfect for brunch, airport meltdowns, or passive-aggressively sipping a cocktail while side-eyeing the world. Pair it with oversized sunglasses and a questionable life decision for the full effect.
Wear it, embrace the madness, and if all else fails—just ask "has anyone seen my lorazepam?"
Product features - Structured shape with side seams for longer wear - Self-fabric binding for a cohesive look - Soft blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester - Supremely lightweight design for active use - Comfortable, scratch-free experience with tear-away label
Care instructions - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat
