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"I’m Too Old for This Sh*t" T-Shirt for him

"I’m Too Old for This Sh*t" T-Shirt for him

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Looking for the perfect birthday or Father’s Day gift? Look no further. This vintage-inspired T-shirt featuring the legendary “I’m Too Old for This Shit” slogan is the ideal present for the dad who’s done with the nonsense but still has a sense of humor. Whether he's rolling his eyes at your latest antics or just trying to survive another round of dad jokes, this shirt says it all.

Made for the dad who’s reached peak "Dad Mode," this tee pairs perfectly with dad bods, grumpy stares, and an unwavering desire for peace and quiet. Because let’s be real, he’s too old for this expletive, but that doesn’t mean he can’t look damn good while wearing it.

Perfect for Father's Day, birthday, or just because you're tired of hearing him complain about everything.

Features:

  • Bold, vintage design

  • Soft, breathable fabric (for maximum dad napping comfort)

  • Available in sizes that’ll fit both the dad who's still rocking the dad jeans and the dad who gave up on life a long time ago

Get him something he’ll actually wear – he’ll appreciate the humor more than you think. And hey, at least it’s one less tie to add to his collection.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Features side seams for added structure and durability
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort
- Sustainably produced in humane conditions with Fair Labor Association certification
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for sensitive skin

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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