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"I’m Too Old for This Shit"

"I’m Too Old for This Shit"

Regular price $23.75 USD
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Made for the dad who’s reached peak "Dad Mode," this tee pairs perfectly with dad bods, grumpy stares, and an unwavering desire for peace and quiet. Because let’s be real, he’s too old for this expletive, but that doesn’t mean he can’t look damn good while wearing it.

Perfect for Christmas, birthday, or just because you're tired of hearing him complain about everything.

Get him something he’ll actually wear!

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Features side seams for added structure and durability
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort
- Sustainably produced in humane conditions with Fair Labor Association certification
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for sensitive skin

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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