Meetings Are Murder - Unless They're About Murder Snarkee Sweats

Tired of sitting through yet another meeting that could’ve been an email? Same. That’s why this tee is your new workday uniform. ‘Meetings are murder, unless they’re about murder’ perfectly sums up the soul-crushing monotony of corporate life—with a darkly hilarious twist. Whether you’re stuck in a brainstorming session that’s going nowhere or a Zoom call that’s putting you to sleep, this shirt will at least make you the most interesting person in the (virtual) room. Pair it with coffee, a sense of existential dread, and a willingness to laugh through the pain. Because if you can’t beat ‘em, at least you can snark about ‘em.

Product features
- Made with a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Classic crew neckline ensures a comfortable fit.
- Durably constructed with double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Compliant with safety standards for flammability and heavy metals.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean