Tired of sitting through yet another meeting that could’ve been an email? Same. That’s why this tee is your new workday uniform. ‘Meetings are murder, unless they’re about murder’ perfectly sums up the soul-crushing monotony of corporate life—with a darkly hilarious twist. Whether you’re stuck in a brainstorming session that’s going nowhere or a Zoom call that’s putting you to sleep, this shirt will at least make you the most interesting person in the (virtual) room. Pair it with coffee, a sense of existential dread, and a willingness to laugh through the pain. Because if you can’t beat ‘em, at least you can snark about ‘em.
