Nurse Appreciation Tees! "We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it."

💉 "We can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it." – Spoken like a true healthcare hero with a syringe full of sass.

Celebrate Nurse Appreciation Week (May 6th–12th) with the only tee that says what every nurse is really thinking during a 12-hour shift.

Whether you're dealing with "Dr. Google" patients, caffeine withdrawals, or charting with a side of chaos, this shirt gets straight to the point—just like your IV skills.

Perfect for nurses who:

✔️ Are fluent in sarcasm
✔️ Keep calm and medicate on
✔️ Deserve a round of applause—and a raise

Snag one for yourself or your favorite nurse before someone codes from laughter. Stat.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a ultra soft comfort
- Features side seams for added structure and durability
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort
- Sustainably produced in humane conditions with Fair Labor Association certification
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for sensitive skin

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean