💉 "We can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it." – Spoken like a true healthcare hero with a syringe full of sass.
Celebrate Nurse Appreciation Week (May 6th–12th) with the only tee that says what every nurse is really thinking during a 12-hour shift.
Whether you're dealing with "Dr. Google" patients, caffeine withdrawals, or charting with a side of chaos, this shirt gets straight to the point—just like your IV skills.
Perfect for nurses who:
✔️ Are fluent in sarcasm ✔️ Keep calm and medicate on ✔️ Deserve a round of applause—and a raise
Snag one for yourself or your favorite nurse before someone codes from laughter. Stat.
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a ultra soft comfort - Features side seams for added structure and durability - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort - Sustainably produced in humane conditions with Fair Labor Association certification - Tear-away label minimizes irritation for sensitive skin
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
