Testimonials

  • ★★★★★

    "This shirt is my emotional support clothing."

    The quality is incredible—washed it three times, and it still looks brand new. The sarcastic message is just the right amount of petty. I wear it whenever I need a confidence boost (or to scare off small talk)."

    Brandon G.

  • ★★★★★

    "Brought my Meetings Are Murder mug to work. HR wasn’t amused."

    The mug is awesome but unfortunately, my boss didn’t appreciate the sarcasm as much as I did. Still, no regrets. 5 stars.

    Jasmine K.

  • ★★★★★

    "I bought this shirt ironically, but now it’s my entire personality."

    The fit is perfect—not too tight, not too loose. The print is high-quality and doesn’t crack. I’ve worn it to three family gatherings, and my aunt is still annoyed with me. Worth every penny.

    James B.

  • ★★★★★

    "This shirt speaks the truth."

    The quality is great—soft, durable, and doesn’t shrink after washing. I’ve already gotten three awkward stares and two high-fives on my Fucktose Intolerant tee. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who loves making people uncomfortable.

    Ella T.

  • ★★★★★

    Shipping was Fast!

    "I love shopping the best sellers, so many cool products I’ve never seen before, wish I could have them all. Settled on matching mugs for me and my mom. She absolutely loves the snark."

    Pam R.

    Our Story

    Born out of a love for snark, sarcasm, and sass, we create apparel and gift items that give the world a piece of your mind.

    Whether it’s a biting political jab, a quote from your favorite comedian, or just something hilariously irreverent, we’ve got you covered.

    This isn’t for everyone, but if you’re the type who thrives on dark humor and clever quips, then you’ve found your tribe.

    We’re the brand for those who live life with a sharp tongue, quick wit, and thick skin.

    Our products are made especially for the unapologetically bold, the ones who aren’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking—but would never say out loud. That’s where you come in!

    Wear it, gift it, and let the snark speak for itself.

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